ROUX

pronounced “Roo” like the sauce

NICKNAMES:

Roo Roo, Frito and Roux-Paul.

SIGN:

Aquarius

FAVORITE FOODS:

Everything. Except mushrooms. Mushrooms should be illegal.

FAVORITE PLACE:

Snuggled in your hair.

FAVORITE THINGS:

Ear massages, pen caps and sticking my nose into your nostrils. I’m very intimate.

TOUPEE

pronounced “TWO-PAY” like the wig

NICKNAMES:

Toops, T.P., Miss T and Trouble.

SIGN:

Aquarius

FAVORITE FOODS:

Mangos, tofu and salty fingers

FAVORITE PLACE:

In my shirt sleeve.

FAVORITE THINGS:

Tissues, toilet paper rolls and doing naughty things. Don’t let her innocent face fool you!